“wanna hang out? when are you free?”
i’m never free, $50 per hang out
it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it
“Harry witnessed Professor McGonagall walking right past Peeves, who was determinedly loosening a crystal chandelier, and could have sworn he heard her tell the poltergeist out of the corner of her mouth, ‘It unscrews the other way.’”
"What does the chef recommend?"
"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"
"I’m sorry, what does the McChef recommend?"