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King Teijei



shrekyourself:

they put a bee in a human hospital bed
addicted-to-phan-girling:


Peeta practices his pole dancing moves

I’m literally dying in the car and my mom is silently judging me

stardustmote:

Pen caps that don’t fit on both ends of the pen.

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(via goldenloli)

googledoc:

its a metaphor

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

(via justcallmelazy)

thatdudeemu:

fullprincessmode:

I just wanna suck a dick right now. who’s around?

The Lord is and you need to have a talk with him

(Source: cuntywest, via ahardsoultosave)

"I don’t have a problem with gay people I just don’t want them throwing it in my face"

ezekielofgod:

boner-chan:

misandry-mermaid:

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Uh…… you mean like this?

wow. let it be known that tumblr legitimately changed my opinion on something today.

I’m sorry but is there an advert about toilet paper in there. They are legitimately trying to sex up toilet paper.

(via burst-of-giggles)